February 2012
2 posts
December 30
At 1:03 in the morning a fart
smells like a marriage between...
– Richard Brautigan (1968)
January 2012
9 posts
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself:...
– Jack Handey
Daily Rant
Dear all women,
Please stop wearing heels when you go out.
“But it makes my legs look good.”
90% of guys couldn’t care less about the way your legs look. And you don’t want to hang around the 10% that do anyways.
“It makes me taller.”
I’m not sure that’s even a real argument. But guys like girls that are shorter than them. By making yourself...
December 2011
5 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
“Weird Al” Yankovic (69)
Youth Lagoon (27)
The Devil Makes Three (26)
Why? (22)
Future Islands (18)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Vince Guaraldi Trio (50)
John Maus (31)
“Weird Al” Yankovic (30)
Frank Sinatra (28)
She & Him (24)
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I get chills every time.
Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse must think it queer To stop without a farmhouse near Between the woods and frozen lake The darkest evening of the year. He gives his harness bells a shake To ask if there is some mistake. The...
Just try reading this poem aloud. I dare you. →
November 2011
14 posts
roaryounglionroar asked: No two people are not on fire
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Future Islands (31)
Drake (19)
Youth Lagoon (13)
“Weird Al” Yankovic (10)
Childish Gambino (6)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Future Islands (32)
Youth Lagoon (26)
The Lonely Island (10)
Spinal Tap (9)
HEIDECKER & WOOD (5)
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badlipreading:
“RON PAUL” — A BLR SoundBite
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
The Devil Makes Three (25)
“Weird Al” Yankovic (23)
Spinal Tap (13)
The Flaming Lips (10)
HEIDECKER & WOOD (6)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Why? (44)
Astronautalis (24)
Dirty Projectors + Björk (22)
Florence + The Machine (19)
Tim and Eric (15)
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October 2011
6 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
M83 (34)
Empire of the Sun (22)
Tim and Eric (17)
Astronautalis (17)
Why? (17)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
LCD Soundsystem (24)
Astronautalis (23)
M83 (14)
The Walkmen (10)
Tim and Eric (7)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
Lil’ Wayne (35)
The Rolling Stones (24)
Arcade Fire (18)
The Black Keys (14)
Cage The Elephant (8)
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Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever...
– Steve Jobs, 2005 (via steveandcourtney)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
Thrice (38)
Against Me! (25)
Air France (11)
Led Zeppelin (6)
Hot Chip (3)
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September 2011
5 posts
1 tag
thedailywhat:
Guest Lecturers of the Day: As part of the mtvU series Stand In — which invites celebrity to “liven up” university classes with surprise visits — South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker caught a bunch of New York University freshmen off guard when they crashed their “Storytelling Strategies” course.
The full episode is set to premiere October 3rd.
[artsbeat.]
3 tags
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-4) →
Bright Eyes (70)
The Antlers (42)
Hot Chip (22)
Gatsby’s American Dream (14)
Owen (12)
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August 2011
13 posts
1 tag
Time for another list.
I’ve been reminiscing a lot today after watching “The Indian in the Cupboard” last night. These are my top 10ish cartoons from the 90’s (in order-ish). Now I didn’t have cable growing up, mind you, so you won’t see anything from Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network on here. Just the gold that came on UPN21, WB33, and the occasional show on KDFI27.
10.5) Pinky &...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-7) →
Daft Punk (27)
Washed Out (17)
Guster (12)
Portugal. The Man (11)
Other Lives (11)
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Interview with Ken Kesey
For those of you who have a little bit of time to kill, read this interview from The Paris Review : http://bit.ly/b9039X . There have been few times in my life when I’ve felt as inspired as I do now. Sitting in my office chair, staring at a computer screen and there’s a yearning in my heart to get out and explore - an insatiable longing for wilderness. There’s nothing I...