Daily Rant
Dear all women,
Please stop wearing heels when you go out.
“But it makes my legs look good.”
90% of guys couldn’t care less about the way your legs look. And you don’t want to hang around the 10% that do anyways.
“It makes me taller.”
I’m not sure that’s even a real argument. But guys like girls that are shorter than them. By making yourself taller, you eliminate any possibility of anything with a shorter guy (myself included). Tall girls are intimidating - no offense to those naturally tall girls.
I’m going to tell you a secret here that the male population has apparently been keeping since the high-heel was invented: guys don’t like to hear you whine about how badly your feet hurt for the second half of the evening. Any guy will tell you that it’s more important for you to have a good time than for your legs to look longer while you bitch and moan about your feet all night.
TL;DR- Girls, don’t wear heels.
